Travis Undelman ╚ Jeremy Gilbert

( Well, it's only fair. You killed me first. )

( Veronica )

You know that bone-chilling realization you get sometimes when your source is still in production and recent developments make your comfortable existence just that much less comfortable? Yeah. I personally hate being from a teen drama.

( Veronica )

( Jett Doyle )

And that's how we do things here in New York, people. It's chaos outside of my apartment right now. People are still screaming, blowing horns. There's confetti like everywhere. It's freaking awesome. If I didn't have work tomorrow I'd totally be out there celebrating with everybody else. Hell. Yes.

Sorry, Patriots. Maybe next time.

Okay, somebody's fucking with me, right? Seriously fucking with me? HOW THE FUCK DO I KEEP TURNING INTO A VAMPIRE? Jeremy says this shouldn't even be possible with my goddamn ring on but let me tell you all something. SOMEHOW IT IS BECAUSE RIGHT NOW I CAN'T LEAVE MY DAMN APARTMENT.

( Veronica )

I'm really hungry right now.

The city was insane today. It always is when the President comes to town, and I'm thankful that he's being an awesome guy and respecting the day and all of that but Jesus. Other people in the city, tourists, and all-around douchebags: Please do not run me over with your bike. It's crowded. There are a lot of people in the city today. There's a lot of security. I can't move forward if there are people blocking my path.

In short: If I get hit by another person on a bike tomorrow, I'm punching them in their throat. I hope everybody's okay with that.

Now I'm going to bed. You know, after I cover my legs with bandages.

I've filled out so many applications, my fingers are going to fall off. But the good news is I start school at LGC in a couple of weeks, and then hopefully I can get into a better one next year. Applying short notice kind've limited my options but hey. Getting my life together. Good start, right?

Now if I could find a job that's not GameStop, that'd be fantastic. They're cutting back hours, and if I stay there there's no way I can afford my apartment. Somebody want to help a guy out? I apparently come with this really cool ring and an emo vampire hunter in my head.

That last part's a joke. Unless it'll help me get a job, in which case I'm completely serious.

Ladies and gentlemen, it's my older brother's, the one and only Simon Undelman's, fucking birthday. If any of you have a heart, you'll make sure his ass gets out of his office to have a celebratory drink or two. If you don't, I'm dragging him out myself.

I really mean it, Simon. Get out of the goddamn office.

( Veronica )

My caretaker Somebody told me that there's police and PI's and stuff on these boards. Who do I have to contact if I want a murder case solved? And no bullshitting or spamming or anything. This is legit. And if anybody tries to make a joke of this I swear to god...

This is the stupidest I should be talking to Fucking no-good bastard

Right. I don't have much of a fucking choice with this thing, so I'm going to get this over with. I'm Travis. I don't know what else you want. I'm a Taurus, I used to play soccer, I'm a reincarnate, I hate people. Got some guy named Jeremy Gilbert and this ring or whatever. Vampires. Yay.

I have to ask because he's mopey as fuck and won't let me not: Is Elena around? Stefan? I don't know. Some chicks named Bonnie and Caroline, or anybody else from his source. Except Damon. Apparently he kills people or something.